I get money from sending guys letters that they can read in the bathroom
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Moonvest
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1703650325$
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000005048263$
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공개
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Thinkin' 'bout Santa's massive, bulging, swollen sack
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Moonvest
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1703225015$
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000011203487$
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Turns out that underage teen was only hitting on me because of the fungus in her brain.
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Zarillion
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1703139633$
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000012209315$
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Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, right all over my face
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Moonvest
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1703045871$
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000005449711$
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Double Orbs, Boxes, and Extreme Fisting - Tonight at 9
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Moonvest
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1702880013$
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000011085112$
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Name one good thing about Canada besides rain and rained-on cement
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Moonvest
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1702619915$
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000018105505$
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I'm stuck between a rock hard place and a flaccid one.
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Zarillion
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1702535093$
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000009720525$
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You ever take a dump and throw up on your dick?
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Moonvest
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1702534584$
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000011569162$
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I only drink artisan lattes made in the Starbucks' toilet
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Moonvest
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1702441267$
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000005625114$
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awdawdawdaw
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Zarillion
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1702275077$
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000010087909$
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I'm stress pruning.
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Zarillion
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1702191310$
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000031160097$
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공개
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I'm gonna slap that dick garage right off your face.
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Zarillion
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1702015625$
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000011152607$
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공개
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We're about to go elbow deep into stuffing some cats.
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Zarillion
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1701928226$
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000010922622$
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공개
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Speed run
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Zarillion
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1701837768$
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000006130515$
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We're gonna channel the shit out of our insecurities and go spank these nipplestealing motherfuckers
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Zarillion
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1701671977$
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000011343435$
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공개
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Stuff me like a pot of honey, Piglet. Make me feel good.
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Moonvest
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1701669551$
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000011436943$
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공개
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Go get the can opener
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Zarillion
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1701410649$
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000011070422$
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The Make a Wish Foundation has the highest k/d ratio of any charity
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Moonvest
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1701324205$
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000004200938$
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공개
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You just got Litt up!
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Zarillion
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1701323842$
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000011125001$
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Gnarlroot's Big Burning Wooden Balloon Knot
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Moonvest
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1701236993$
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000010802128$
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boner logs
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Moonvest
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1701155194$
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000010640817$
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공개
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Moon makes things up
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Zarillion
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1701153474$
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000012374899$
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공개
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bussy bussy bussy bussy bussy
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Zarillion
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1701064629$
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000010938052$
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공개
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Heroic
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Zarillion
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1700719175$
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000011445011$
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공개
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Due to his regeneration mutation, Wolverine cannot be circumcised
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Moonvest
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1700632909$
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000017415325$
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